tech himbo

good video on why mastodon has little appeal to normal people

https://youtu.be/IfwYpWdMY3Q

the shamrock shuffle organizers are my opps

fucked up off the dubai chocolate liqueur

RE: @theleftistlawyer@mastodon.social

to be fair, it’s not like corporate lawyers are paid for their critical thinking skills

sex clubs are hot in theory but they smell worse than the worst locker room

from now on i’m going to measure tech spend in terms of plumbing. as in, literal toilets and pipes, plus the industry which produces them. the US plumbing industry is valued at about $160 billion

god, when i prayed for a lady to rearrange my guts, i did not mean for a short order cook to give me food poisoning

woke up to 3 new dms let’s GOOOO

RE: @tech_himbo@mastodon.social

high time we resurrected the dead egg fella meme

real talk green apple fanta slaps

italian brainrot blind boxes in chicago’s chinatown